If you are a creative and sociable enough person, you can come up with it yourself. To do this, think about what is interesting about the hero of the occasion, what is remarkable and unusual about him. And then try to express it in words, with a fair amount of jokes and humor. If you try, it will definitely turn out funny and cool.

If you want to find ready-made funny ones, then here you will find a huge number of options for funny congratulations.

Funny birthday greetings to a man in verse

Let everything in life become Okay,
I wish you on your birthday!
More money in your wallet,
Success in business - always.
A luxury car in the garage,
Fishing in the morning, from hunting,
So that barefoot and in the dew,
Taking in the beauty of nature.
Beer in the morning, with a barbecue,
Yes, swim in a clean river,
And there’s cognac, under the bottle,
And hug with a six-string.
Spend time with your friends
Always nice and free
Yourself to the satisfaction of the backwater,
Live simply and frivolously!

Birthday today?
Here's a wish for you,
To have a location
For your birthday.
So that everything is okay,
Don't drink on Saturdays
And on Mondays
So as not to start out as a bum.
Rustle to ruble
You, my friend, don't smoke.
And do not be friends with friends
And then you will be like homeless people.
Also, in order to continue to exist,
We do not recommend cheating.
Better eat jam
It's your birthday!

I wish to connect with good luck
Any whims of fate.
Own a cool dacha by the sea,
To be the perfection of a lady's dream
Giving diamonds indiscriminately
To be pumped up and thin,
Suit to move luxurious at the right time,
Finish wearing stubble…
Then all the ladies in the world
They will be conquered by you.
But you don't need all this
Lotions. You're such a playboy!

Happy Birthday!
Boo-boo-boo!
Happy Birthday!
Fuck-fuck-fuck!
Happy Birthday!
Ah-ah-ah!
Happy Birthday!
Oh oh oh!
Happy Birthday!..
For you to die! ..
(in 100 years 🙂

Happy birthday, dear one,
May your world be illuminated with sunshine now!
I wish you a daring life,
No matter the gun, no feather, as they say!
May you be lucky from now on and forever,
May your dreams come true soon...
You are a beautiful and sincere person,
Eh, more often people like this would be born!

Funny birthday greetings to a man in poems with humor

We must wish a man on his birthday
Mother-in-law of a grumpy and tender wife,
So that you want to build a house, plant trees,
And in love-consent, children interfere.
After all, in principle, not much is needed for happiness:
A house, a garden, a wife and children, and falling in love - to our credit!

Happy birthday greetings with humor
I came up with it for you with all my heart!
Let everything in life work out as it should,
There will be love and attraction and friendship in her.
Make your pockets more spacious -
Let there be huge funds in them!
But don't hide your smile and feast
And you will receive a new celebration of life!

How to manage everything in life:
Plant children and give birth to a house,
And don’t forget to build a tree,
And I would like to have a model wife...
You will have all this, I literally know
In a different order, maybe, but not the essence.
Happy birthday today,
Be happy and healthy!

You live wisely and decorously,
Measuring your own entire century...
Happy birthday, man -
Our beautiful man!
You are rich, smart and slim
(If not with the body, so with the soul),
At home, noble ladies,
Glory, huge prizes!
Don't walk around as a stranger
Don't suddenly cut off your wings
In the vulnerable, childish, narrow -
Exist in happiness - your own dream!

Funny birthday greetings to a man in prose

Citizen (name)!
Considering that the stage of your income along the thorny path to the cemetery has come to a significant, but not critical limit, I hasten to congratulate you on yet another step taken and even more hasten to envy your permissive age (18 years old - you are allowed to receive alcoholic drinks).
May your happy years multiply at the expense of your unhappy ones diminishing. May your own life be restructured in the spirit of the times. May your nose always stay in the wind of the shifts!

There are a lot of things people want on their birthday. And traditionally these are obvious phrases and words. But I want to surprise everyone and wish you a feeling of reciprocity and reciprocity of feeling! If someone doesn’t understand what this means, it’s already great for him and your holiday turned out great!

Success at 7 years old is being able to wake up in a dry bed.
Success at 17 is being able to sleep with a woman.
Success at 25 is being able to find a good wife.
Success at 35 is destiny and family.
Success at 35 is family and destiny.
Success at 65 is being able to sleep with a lady.
Success at 85 is being able to wake up in a dry bed.
I wish you, (name), a happy birthday and wish you success in your life ahead.

You are the most excellent, intelligent, wonderful, powerful, good, noble man with a great sense of humor! You are so amazing that there are no words! You are the best! Moreover, if everyone in the world knew about it, THEN:

1. In the “Best Man in the Universe” competition, you would be the undisputed winner! And all the others, who considered themselves the best, would only smoke nervously in the corner, eating away the unpleasantness of defeat with sweets.
2. On the door of your office there would definitely be a sign “High-level professional in any field.” And foreign partners would come deliberately to get to know you.
3. Feeling your failure, traffic jams would melt without the help of others and very quickly. And the traffic lights, neglecting the mode, would turn green.
4. The chef of any restaurant, knowing about your appearance, would have difficulty overcoming his excitement, preparing dishes as if the president had arrived.
5. All the ladies within a kilometer radius, seeing you, would urgently correct their makeup, tighten their tummy, raise their chest, priest and ambition to the proper height, timidly believing that you would like to look in their direction.
6. On the trees you passed by, at any time of the year the buds would swell, as if from the hot sun. The sun itself would have warmed you more intensely and illuminated you more clearly. And it would rain only as an exception or according to YOUR desire.
And since everything will become so, because YOU are the BEST, and noble of the best! And now it’s just a matter of small things - so that the whole world knows about it. I'll go and start talking! Happy birthday! All the best to you, love, prosperity and happiness!

My friend, happy birthday to you! You are so funny, and I want to wish that your whole life will also be funny in all respects - in work, in love, so that you have funny friends who will constantly support you even in the least funny moments, good health to you! I also wish you to have an extremely cool celebration of your own Jam Day!

Funny SMS happy birthday greetings to a man

Funny short birthday greetings to a man

Let you argue over trifles,
You call everyone “horseradish”, “stump”,
I greet you, buddy,
Have a wonderful birthday!

I wish you unwavering health, a hundred years of life, a pack of shares, a new car, good luck, a dacha and money to boot! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Wishing you victories and good luck on your birthday!
Feel like the captain of fate!
May your achievements be priceless
On life's bright, beautiful path!

They don’t live that long!.. I mean: that many don’t live in constant joy, happiness, prosperity... The person who managed this deserves only one thing - congratulations! Happy Birthday to You!

Happy B-day! Be as fast as the wind
Healthy, strong like a bull,
And also so that with all this
He was also a great guy!

On your birthday, I so want to exclaim: “Open the doors to the world with your shoulders, conquer it with your own smile, and let the meadow of your life become constantly blooming and green!”

Funny birthday greetings to a male work colleague

Happy birthday, happy surprise day!
Live bright and fun,
For the TV to die
In the writhing of green envy.
Let Rockefeller smoke nervously
Looking at your riches,
Let it unfold in openwork
Career growth without obstacles!
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Today we as a team congratulate our irreplaceable colleague (full name) on his birthday and wish him happiness! Set the counter to zero and get started. As they say, start life from scratch. We wish you a luxurious life, if you have problems, it’s only because you don’t know where to spend the money, or what car to drive today. If you’re angry, it’s only because you order a vanilla cake and they bring you a banana cake. To make everything in life simple and clear. To say with confidence: and so that it ... my life is beautiful!

Happy Birthday, dear colleague!
We wish you a Lamborghini, a couple of villas,
To impress our boss
I surprised you with my work!
Increase your salary
To relax in the Bahamas,
To have friends, what you need,
And it’s fun to hang out with them!
And, of course, on your birthday
May all your dreams come true!
Success, joy, fun,
Bright and cool moments!

We congratulate an irreplaceable worker and simply a wonderful person, (full name) on his birthday! Our management claims that there are no irreplaceable people, but this is only until you write a leave application. It is during these few days of legal rest that you, it turns out, are extremely necessary, and there is no one to replace you. Therefore, we wish you to be in demand at work, and at the same time have the opportunity to have a lot of beautiful rest!

Happy Birthday! Prosperity in career
Good luck to you,
So that the sun sparkles in a wine glass,
The taste of expensive cognac was familiar.
We wish you to be the first everywhere
And the reflection is multicolored
We know you can always
Create happy moments in life.

Congratulate the hero of the occasion on his birthday, say kind and funny words to him. Whatever you say, whatever congratulation you say, the main thing is that it is from the bottom of your heart. Then your words will be remembered for a long time, and your funny birthday greetings for a man will be the best.

Wait...

A birthday is not only a reason to have a good time and “celebrate”, but also an opportunity to give the birthday person an unforgettable holiday. Does your man claim he doesn't want to celebrate? He just doesn’t know yet what gift you have prepared for him. Choose this scenario for a man’s birthday to give your loved one an unforgettable day.

To create a great mood, a comic option is perfect, when the fun and competitions of this day will be shared by your friends and acquaintances. If you want to emphasize the peculiarity and value of your relationship with a man, then give him a romantic evening. And for creative and extraordinary individuals, an original scenario for a man’s birthday will help them look at the world from a different point of view.

Which one would you prefer?

On this special day, gather all your friends and acquaintances to spend this wonderful holiday with them. You can hold a party at home, but for greater solemnity it is better to rent a cafe or restaurant. Such a celebration may be a surprise for the hero of the day (it is better to agree on this with the guests in advance), but it is not necessary. If you know for sure that your man hates surprises, it is better not to spoil his holiday and warn him about the celebration in advance.

To make the holiday a success, you will need:

• thoughtful script;
• presenter (leader);
• props for competitions;
• decorated hall;
• many welcome guests.

Choose competitions that are fun and don’t necessarily involve drinking. Remember that a large amount of alcohol can turn a good holiday into a banal binge with not always pleasant consequences. Children's competitions, role-playing games, etc. are perfect.

For example, a good option would be a theatrical performance with the participation of the birthday boy and his lover called “the best husband.” For this you will need several people to act as a child, a telephone, a ladle and a pot of borscht. Props: baby bottle. The presenter reads the following text:

“One fine day, my beloved wife decided to go to her mother. Having gathered herself and kissed her husband goodbye, she ordered him to finish cooking the borscht (while stirring it with a ladle) and to look after the child. Sending his wife away, the man assured her that he could handle everything easily and waved goodbye. Well, what could happen?

And then it begins. The phone rings periodically (the person imitating it sounds the beeps), the child cries and demands something to eat (you need to give a bottle), then sleep (you need to rock it to sleep), or attention (you need to hoot). And the borscht keeps trying to run away (the person in his role is constantly running away from the hero of the day). A man must do everything. Guests are allowed not only to observe, but also to suggest or encourage him with funny comments.

At the end, the wife must return and appreciate the husband’s efforts. Upon completion, he receives a certificate stating that he is the “best husband.” In addition to the birthday boy, involve guests in competitions. You will be surprised what talents are hidden in everyone!

Romantic-erotic scenario

Despite all their ostentatious coldness, men are actually great romantics. Therefore, if you really want to give him a wonderful gift, organize a romantic evening that will smoothly turn into a magical night. Your main task is to allow you to be alone. If you have children, then send them to their parents, and if they have parents, arrange for them to go somewhere in the evening. An ideal option would be to rent a hotel room or a free apartment of friends (acquaintances).

A man's heart will be more favorable if you think about his stomach first. Prepare a holiday dinner with dishes he loves or has always wanted to try. Any man will appreciate it if the woman he loves prepares food for him with her own hands. However, if you are not sure that everything will work out for you, then contact a restaurant that offers delivery. It is not necessary to order oysters or other delicacies. You can even eat pizza in such a way that a man will have no doubt about your further actions.

“My best gift is you!”

To confirm these words, ask the man to wait for you a little in the room or in the kitchen while you change clothes in another room. Wear the sexy lingerie set you purchased the day before. Don't forget about such a mandatory element as stockings.

If your man loves role-playing games, then become a nurse, a flight attendant, a stripper, a princess for him this evening. And be sure to tie a big bow over the suit so that the birthday boy has no doubt about who exactly his gift is.

Next, turn on romantic music and, to the sound of it, move smoothly in the direction of the man. Let him appreciate your seductiveness and flexibility. This will inflame his desire and, burning with impatience, he will want to quickly move on to further actions.

If you have the opportunity, take a few strip dancing lessons. In the absence of a pole, it can be replaced by a chair or a bedpost. This performance will allow a man to discover new facets in you that will make you an even more valuable gift.

After this, the birthday boy will probably want to move on to more active actions to show and prove his feelings. However, do not rush to follow his lead. Make the process unique. To do this, behave differently than you usually do during sex. If before this his role was leading, then invite him to be a follower and vice versa. Try a few new positions or caresses to prove to your beloved man that he is the best. He will definitely appreciate such a wonderful gift!

Original script

On your birthday, you have the opportunity to show a side of yourself that is unfamiliar to the man you love. Here are a few ideas that will make his holiday truly unforgettable:

Regardless of what kind of holiday you organize for your beloved man, the main thing is to do it of your own free will and with all your heart. Any gift that contains a piece of you will be unforgettable and valuable for him.

You must choose two adults who are blindfolded. They need to be seated at the table and the rules of the game explained.

The task is to inflate the balloon. As soon as the eyes are blindfolded, replace the ball with a plate of flour. During the game, the participants will definitely be amazed, and when their eyes are untied, they will receive a positive charge.

A cheerful replacement girl will surprise the player

You need to find a beautiful girl. It should lie on a pre-agreed surface. You need to put something edible on the girl. A guy is selected who will have to eat all the food that will be on the girl during the time.

The guy needs to be blindfolded. At this time, another guy takes the girl’s place. The player does not need to talk about this - this secret will be revealed amidst wild laughter. If your company values ​​a sense of humor, it will be indescribably delighted with such a prank.

Get to know a girl using your sense of smell and sense of humor

There must be girls in the room. The young men are taken in with their hands and eyes blindfolded. The guys' task is to guess the girls' names without using their hands. To do this, you will have to get used to it and use your head. The participant who guesses the most girls will win.

We follow a certain route while drunk

For this competition you need to take a bottle of vodka or other alcoholic drink and a train schedule. When announcing a certain station, you need to drink a glass of alcoholic beverage. The most persistent ones will reach the last station. Women in this game can be offered weaker alcoholic drinks.

A fun competition for an adult company with a cucumber

Participants should stand in a tight circle and hide their hands behind their backs. A presenter is selected. Participants pass the cucumber behind their backs and, if possible, bite off a piece. The presenter must guess who is holding the cucumber. If he did this, then he stands in a circle, and the player with the cucumber is the new leader.

You need to play until at least a piece of the cucumber remains, so you first need to choose the largest possible vegetable.

Fun competitions for a drunk group of adults

A difficult task in selecting keys for a single lock

A specific time is agreed upon. Two participants are selected and given a bunch of keys. Each participant also receives a padlock.

One of the keys must fit the lock. Whoever can open the lock first wins. You can make the competition even more interesting if you attach a lock to the closet, where a pleasant surprise will be hidden.

Team competition to dress a partner for prizes

You need to first prepare two bags of clothes. Participants are blindfolded. The essence of the competition is to put on your partner in the shortest possible time. After a specified period of time, participants are untied and assessed how correctly they put on their partners.

Pass the sausage-shaped ball or lose

Playing a funny game “Horses” for a group of adults

It is advisable that there are no breakable objects in the room where the game is played. Adults must sit opposite each other and pieces of paper are attached to their backs.

Competition with a straw to pour liquid into a glass

You need to put two glasses with any liquid (you can take an alcoholic drink). The player's task is to pour liquid from one container to another. Several people can participate in this competition and whose glass is full first wins.

When pouring liquid, use a straw. Funny and cool birthday contests require specially prepared prizes. In this case, you can provide an alcoholic drink as a gift.

Video

Entertaining a noisy group with funny quizzes

Endurance game with a full five-liter keg of beer

You will need one five-liter keg of beer. One judge is appointed and invites participants.

Men are asked to hold a keg of beer with one hand from above. Whoever holds it longer wins the prize. The keg of beer can be replaced with another heavy object, which will later become a prize.

We go through the alcohol relay race with humor and positivity

The participants’ task is to drink all the alcohol that will be allocated to their team as quickly as possible. However, not all so simple. The first participant must pour a glass of alcohol and run back, the second must drink it, and the third must pour it again.

To make this game more fun and for everyone to drink a glass of drink, you need to choose an odd number of participants.

Reach the finish line first and win a prize

Each participant needs to tie a rope with something heavy, such as a potato, around their waist. You need to take a small box or even a matchbox and, hitting it into the box, be the first to move it to the finish line. The route must be agreed upon in advance. The winner is given an original and funny gift.

Collecting the largest number of kisses from holiday guests

Men must participate in this competition. Within a certain time, they must run around all the guests and collect the largest number of kisses. It’s very good if a trace of lipstick remains after kissing. Whoever collects the most kisses wins.

Guessing the alcoholic drink in a glass based on emotions

Up to ten men can participate in the competition. First you need to put identical glasses of water. One of the glasses should contain vodka. No one should know where the glass of vodka is.

Participants in the competition are asked to drink the contents of a glass without showing any emotions. Guests of the holiday must guess who drank the vodka.

Contests and competitions for guests with a sense of humor

“Sew” your neighbor at speed without a needle and thread

The players need to be divided into two teams. Each of them is given a spoon with a long thread. You need to “seam” all the players to each other as quickly as possible.

You can sew on your team members by the belt or sleeve or other protruding parts of clothing. The thread used in this game should be very strong.

Competition with lollipops and friendly name-calling of the opponent

Prepare two containers of caramels in advance. Two players are selected. Each of them must take a candy into his mouth and call his opponent. Candies should not be chewed or swallowed! With each name-calling, there will be more candy in your mouth and it will be more difficult to pronounce the words clearly.

The winner is the one who, with the most candy in his mouth, can pronounce the words clearly.

Intensified fight for the opponent's hat on team

Two people can play this competition. You can have a team competition. You need to draw a circle in which the players are located. Everyone has a hat on their head, and one hand is immobilized.

To win this competition, you need to rip off your opponent's hat and try to keep yours on your head. If the game is played by teams, each cap is equal to a point. Hats with brims are ideal for this competition.

Decipher your opponent while standing on one leg

Any number of people can participate in the competition. Everyone needs to attach a picture with a drawing and a number to their back. All players must stand in a circle. One leg should be tucked and held with your hand.

Standing in this position, the player must look at what is drawn on the back of his opponent and at the same time not show what is on him. You cannot go beyond the outlined circle.

Fun game with water balloons

You need to take several balloons, which are filled one-third with water. After this, you need to inflate the balloons a little. Circles are drawn in the hall, the diameter of which will be at least a meter. The players' task is to push the ball as far as possible and get into the circle. The competition is best held outdoors.

Game with a matchbox for accuracy and clarity

We empty several boxes of matches. Pull the box halfway out and blow into it. The box can fly relatively far.
Hold a competition to see who can hit a certain target or circle with a box, which is pre-defined on the floor.

You can come up with funny and cool competitions at the table for adults’ birthdays yourself, changing the rules of the game. So, instead of a box, you can take a piece of paper.

Cool competition for speed with paper boxes

We prepare two empty boxes. They should not have an inner drawer. Players must pass the boxes using their noses. If the box falls, it is put on the nose and again passed to another person, while receiving a penalty point. Despite its simplicity, winning this competition is not so easy and requires dexterity, resourcefulness and attentiveness.

Happiness, good luck,
Health, goodness,
Have a good job,
And a lot of money!

Wife like candy
Children - angels,
And a wheelbarrow, and a yacht,
Both the villa and the garden.

Friends - only true ones,
Success in business.
be number one
Always in life!

Cool birthday wish for a man

What does a macho man want on his birthday?
From lovely women of tenderness
Rolls-Royce and a dacha near Moscow
Go home with beauty

But before that take a walk
Meet dawn with friends
Go to a club and restaurant
And drink there to the lovely ladies

We had to wish you
For all this to suddenly come true
"My dreams come true" -
I thought on your birthday!

Cool birthday greetings to a man in verse

People say that a man is
And the Sultan, and yet a breadwinner.
Well, that's a good reason
Get yourself a decent harem.

Well, as for the breadwinner, everything is clear here:
This means pumping oil in the garden.
Life like this is not dangerous at all,
Let yourself go in the same way.

Let the sock find a mate
Borscht is always hot waiting,
It's good to bear such punishment,
To call you a man.

Funny-verse birthday greetings to a man

To look sporty
To start a business,
So that with loved ones, relatives
Travel all over the country!

To all the reliefs of the body
We were only in those places
What is needed for the benefit of the business
For physical activities!

So that in the skull,
What is created for the brain
There were thoughts about worthy
And sometimes fun!

So that the pulse of pleasure
Became more frequent at the right moment,
To remember - everything is imperishable,
That you are young - not old!

Cool short birthday greetings to a man

I congratulate you and wish you to become
Multimillionaire, as I once dreamed
But when you fly past on a Porsche,
Try to see me at the subway.

Humorous birthday greetings to a man cool

Lots of money and love
We wish you
So that there is enough for your own
Even those on the edge.

You are man! Let everything be in a bundle
It's rushing and heading.
Warm house, and in the house
You are a king for the queen.

Let the dreams get knocked down
In a hurry to come true.
Let your wallet burst
In the seams from banknotes.

Happy birthday! All the best.
Tchk. Let it be so.

Funny birthday greetings to a man cool

Such men are hard to find now.
You have everything, you can’t take it away.
Handsome, successful and always loved.
So always remain like this.

Let women immediately be thrilled by the sight,
Enemies, seeing only you, weaken.
Let luck show you the way
And he will punish you with mad happiness.

We also wish you a lot, a lot of strength,
May God protect you on your journey.
So that you become the eternal darling of fate,
He lived in abundance and love all his days.

Funny happy birthday greetings for a man

On my birthday I wish:
May you be lucky everywhere!
To be the first on vacation,
I was not the last to work!
So that the apartment is big
The house outside the city is tall!
So that salaries and advances
Didn't fit in the wallet!
For good health -
It’s impossible without him!
So that you are not forgotten
All old friends!

The funniest birthday greetings for a man

On a wonderful birthday holiday
What can a man wish for?
Success, joy, luck,
A BMW X5 car.

Let the fun flow like a river,
There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
And at night to sleep with you
Model with bust “number 5”.

In the morning to leave the bungalow
To the Mediterranean coast,
And the sun said tenderly:
“Let everything in life be ok!”

Cool happy birthday greetings to a young man

I wish you the keys to the car,
So that you never be sad!
And everything a man wants -
There are always beauties with curves,
More cold beer
Salted fish under it,
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing irritated me!

An anniversary is a big holiday. Many are trying to celebrate it on a grand scale. This implies a wide feast and many guests. There are not only relatives here, but also friends of the hero of the day with their children and spouses, his colleagues, co-workers, and superiors. It turns out to be a very diverse company - in terms of age, hobbies, interests. To prevent guests from getting bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment you can offer them. The best options for this are scenes that will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one “actor” and larger-scale ones. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will be suitable, from existing books, films and mini-productions that we spied somewhere, to those invented independently. However, they all must have one thing in common - be funny.

Costume performances

The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participating actors are dressed for believability. Usually the guests themselves are the actors. Their participation is agreed upon in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to give an additional gift.

Traffic police inspector and hunters

Three men are participating. You need to choose the appropriate costumes - a traffic police uniform for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. “Hunters” can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Progress of the scene

Two hunter friends, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they violated traffic rules and were stopped by an inspector. We explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate a good man! Of course, the inspector agreed to take them to the celebration site. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and himself joins in the congratulations. He reads out, and then hands the wife of the hero of the day a certificate of technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday boy himself (his last and first name is announced) on the occasion of his 50th birthday (the number can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Technical inspection

Conclusion of the traffic police

1. Condition is excellent.
2. The owner claims that this vehicle can still be driven and driven.

1. Refuel only with high-quality fuel - octane number not less than 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
2. Regular lubrication of the filler part is recommended: on vacation, after hunting and bathing, on birthdays, etc.
3. Using a vehicle by proxy is not permitted.
4. The owner must remember that for normal operation the vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication.
5. The next technical inspection is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This skit also requires three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple; you don’t even have to completely change the actors’ clothes, but simply choose the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, brimmed hats. For the translator - visual glasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. At the height of the fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head towards the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravizhilento yubelento e druzente – lubente alcoholento pipento! Translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Come to the devil in the middle of nowhere and tell me at least something! Translator: We came to your wonderful city to join in the general congratulations. 1st guest: Pozhelanto ne glotanto tabletanto and not znanto vrachevanto! Translator: We would like to wish you the best health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in the wallet and the stomach was always full! Translator: May financial well-being and lasting happiness accompany you throughout life. 1st guest: Puskaento druzilento nikogdento na krysento! Translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We wantetto handed over figinetto and jurundento! Translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest: Not obzhirante and not blivante, pusento not lopnento. Translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Posminente nascente priezdante – italiano podarente. Translator: Remember us, always your Italians.

Weird salaries

A small costume scene that should accompany, and possibly open, the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is advisable that they be women - thin, short and tall:

• The small one is “weighed” with a small amount of money - this can be either coins or small denomination bills. You can simply draw them on large sheets of paper so that they are clearly visible.
• A tall woman is dressed more richly - there are no coins at all, but there are a lot of large bills.

Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.

Congratulations to Little Salary

Don’t look, dear birthday boy, that I’m still so little. I wish you all the most beautiful things in the world. May, with my help, you be able to provide yourself with a life worthy of the king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.

Congratulations to a Big Salary

Maybe I don’t look very much like a lucky lottery winner, but together with my younger sister, we are the best gift that will be useful to you in any situation, will take you on vacation and will bring you many pleasant minutes! Congratulations! After this speech, all guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift present it to the birthday person. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.

Mini productions

Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.

It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day and his guests.

Urgent medical examination

A man fully dressed as a doctor enters the hall. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, and shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small “medical case”. Doctor: Let me, let me! Before congratulations can be heard, I am forced to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins an examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical procedures. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let’s see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “that’s what I thought,” and the like. After that, he makes a short speech.

Doctor's speech

I have conducted a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…

• Anniversary (surname, name, patronymic).
• Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
• The pulse is like a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
• Blood type - only red cells, sometimes white ones are also found (in strictly measured quantities). This is a real "blood with milk"!
• The heart rate - as it should be on your own anniversary - either jumps or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.

• The vitality is completely versatile.
• Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
• Rumor is truly universal, which is a rarity.
• The sense of smell is very subtle, with a probability of error of 3% it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
• Chronic diseases are an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious lunch, a lovingly prepared dinner. Most often this manifests itself next to a working TV.
• The regime of the day is mixed: walking-sitting-lying.
• The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of this organism. It is recommended to take from life everything that you want, and that was not received.

urgent telegram

A man enters the hall with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache. He portrays a well-known character - postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me - the postman Pechkin. I brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I definitely need to wet my throat. He demands a filled glass, drinks it, then reads the telegram. It can be written down on this form.

Telegram text

I dreamed of coming dot I couldn’t tour dot I cordially congratulate you dot I wish you hello dot I dream of being there dot yours Alla Pugacheva This sketch can be staged instead of the next toast. And in conclusion, a cool fairy tale scene awaits you about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc