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Funny birthday greetings for a man. Happy birthday greetings for a man

I wish you well on your birthday,
I wish you strong and wonderful health, a bright mood,
May your friendly family be happy,
Let all your plans come true soon!
Always achieve your goals in life,
Let all your questions find an answer,
Believe in yourself, never give up
Bold plans, new heights and victories!

Happy Birthday, beloved man!
I wish: to give birth to you a son,
Build a good, nice house,
Well, grow a tree too.
And I wish you a stable salary,
And love me very, very much,
And in everything, dear, obey too,
Getting younger every day!

We wish, dear you are our man,
Buy you the coolest car,
Find a wife, a mistress to boot:
One for the home, and one for the dacha.
So that there are as many as two vacations a year,
May you visit all the resorts at once.
We congratulate you on your birthday,
And we all drink to you together!

My beloved man!
Don't be sad for no reason
Try to be cheerful
And smile all the time!
Let my friend know
That we love each other.
What is it really?
We'll find out in bed at night.

We wish you to live and have fun,
So that you have everything you need to shave with,
So that the shirts wash themselves,
So that your socks don’t get lost.
So that it fills itself
I eat your refrigerator.
Everything you dream of
On your birthday we wish you!

I wish you on your birthday
Live calmly and easily!
So that you have patience -
It's not easy with me.
Earn a lot of money -
I will help you spend them.
Surround me with care -
I will not remain in debt.

We wish to be happy
Drink beer with friends in a bar,
Rock at the party
Make eyes at the blonde there,
Buy yourself a car
At the resorts, fry your back.
In general, enjoy life
Always keep up the good work!

I wish I could buy you a cool car,
So that you and I can ride on it.
And so that there is always a stash in the house,
She was always available when needed.
Let your home be like a real palace,
And I will be an unearthly queen in it.
You, most importantly, be a non-partying man,
Don’t you dare walk, my beloved, to the left!

Our entire team congratulates you!
We present this envelope with honor.
There is no alms in it and no bribe.
Come on, quickly guess the riddle:
These pieces of paper are green
Your gaze will be made to shine with a clear light.
That's right, bucks! This is thinking!
In general, our dear friend, happy birthday!

I wish you health and strength,
So that work doesn't blow your mind,
So that money just flows to you like a river,
So that he goes to the restaurant with me all the time!
So that the house will always be, my dear, a full cup,
And let life become more beautiful day by day!
And I also wish men's health,
So that he can skillfully cope with my love!

And again birthday! What to give?
Maybe buy socks at the store?
And they come with shaving cream.
How smart I am!
Beloved man, your holiday has come.
You are my happiness, and you are my ideal!
Close your eyes and don’t breathe for five seconds.
Accept my gift - it is from the heart!

Happy Birthday, dear,
My beloved, dear!
Be successful and rich
So that the salary is big,
Let it be, my light, always
There's food in the refrigerator
May you eat very heartily,
And he was a kind, faithful husband!

What should the hero wish?
Never be discouraged
To be loved and to love.
May you be considered lucky.

Young enthusiasm in the body
And success in an important matter.
All plans are fulfilled,
All ideas are realized.

To be inspired again by a dream,
Have fun on your holiday.
We are with you with all our hearts.
Happy birthday, dear!

Without introductions and tunes
Allow us too, "brother",
Read it to you today
Congratulations on "OK".

If you're in a bad mood,
If your nerves are like a ball OK,
Call and we will come.
All it takes is one call.

If everything is from bad to worse,
Well, in business you need a proK,
We will help and support -
All it takes is one call.

If you want rest,
So that the smoke is OK and the float is OK -
You know perfectly well what to do:
All it takes is one call.

And not only on birthdays
We are next to you, brother.
We wish you together:
Let everything in life be OK!

Let happiness stick to you,
Well, let the fart hug you tighter,
And so that all changes in fate
Made your days brighter, easier.

So that you can shoe a flea
And keep in check so that luck.
Happy Birthday! Love, beauty
And health, it means a lot.

On a man's birthday
What can you wish for?
First things first, of course
Be healthy, prosper.

Secondly, I think it is necessary
Wish you long love.
Thirdly, so as not to become impoverished
The spirit and strength would be yours.

Well, to complete everything
This little verse
I wish you wealth
There is a big influx of money into the house!

Boy you're big
And in the morning with a beard.
I wish you a lot of money
Spend them without regrets.

For a beautiful wife, children,
But also save yourself.
To go fishing
Have a stable hardening.

For hockey, hunting and football,
Celebrate a successful goal.
And with friends for a barbecue,
Happy Birthday man!

You are a wonderful man,
And you will always be like this:
Apartment, cottage and car -
You can achieve everything without difficulty!

I wish you good health
And only devoted friends,
Let your wife be your dear
It will be more true in the world!

Let your favorite job
Brings only pleasure
And let high incomes
They will only confirm this!

What does a man need to be completely happy?
A beautiful lady by your side forever,
An expensive watch on the left wrist.
And so that there is food in the freezer.

There won't be any room in your wallet yet.
And so that the bed will shake from love.
So that his family’s house would not be crowded -
That's what I want to wish from the bottom of my heart!

Let everything be as it should be.
More happiness and love.
Fortune's face, not her back
Meets you on the way.

So that all doors open,
Opportunities are a dime a dozen!
So that problems do not occur.
We will definitely defeat them.

So that the young ladies smile more often,
And you could smile back at them.
So as not to quarrel with your health...
And so that the pot cooks properly.

Let the years pass by,
They can't keep up with us
Beer with vobla on the weekend
They will help us gain strength.

Go fishing more often.
Relax with friends in the bathhouse,
Throw all your problems under the bench,
And you will be the happiest!

Happy Birthday!
You are a man, so you must:
To be happy - without a doubt
And it is impossible to be successful.

Be a little rich
And in a good mood
And also, don’t listen to everyone,
Be what you can!

A man has always been decorated
Intelligence, strength, good deeds...
Of these virtues, hardly
Fate has bypassed you in some way.
We wish you many years of health,
In moments of sadness, do not grieve,
Find the support of happiness in the family,
Always, in everything, be a man!

Always be a man, be a man everywhere
When you are with a car, when you are without a car
When you have money, and when you are without money
On weekdays and when you're idle
In the theater, in the cinema, in a restaurant, in bed
On a bench in a park, in a luxury hotel
On weekdays, harsh, on holidays, noisy
Be strong, be brave and a little smart
And Katya, Elena, Tatiana and Nina
They will sigh and say: What a man!

It's not easy to be a Man in our century,
To be the best, the winner, the wall,
A reliable friend, a sensitive person,
Strategist between peace and war.
To be strong, but... submissive, wise, gentle,
To be rich, but... do not spare money.
To be slim, elegant and... careless.
Know everything, do everything and be able to do everything.
We wish you... patience
In solving your life problems.
I wish you health, love and inspiration.
Good luck in your creative endeavors and all the best!

I wish you luck, hope, warmth,
So that your life is cool and long,
So that in life there is comfort and affection and tenderness,
So that quarrels and grief do not know your path.

I wish you a wonderful holiday
Live forever, laugh, love and joke.
Happiness, luck - let there be so many of them
So that there is enough for all your days.

You, a man in the prime of your life,
Don't use up your strength yet.
So there's more to you
Storm and storm.
To always keep you in shape,
That's what the athletes say
So that your health is normal,
A strong mind and a keen eye.
Thirty years is not yet a milestone,
To give up positions,
Therefore, in matters of success,
I (We) would like to wish.
Well, as usual,
In congratulations write,
Allow in your personal life,
We wish you health and happiness!

On this bright Birthday, we wish you happiness!
May bad weather pass you everywhere!
And may good luck accompany you in all your endeavors!
Let your money, apartment, dacha never leave you...
Loving big family! It's hard without her...
And, of course, may you adore each other all your lives!!!

Happy Birthday
And I wish you forever
Be cheerful and happy
And sometimes fall in love!

Make friends, girlfriends,
Treasure friendship.
Because if suddenly
It will become difficult to live
Only they to you then
Helping hand extended.
And never in life
Troubles will not come!

Dear birthday boy! Congratulations on your birthday! I hope and wish you the best for the future. But the future is unknown to us. I also know that your past is full of success and joy. But the past should not dominate us. I wish you to live and enjoy every moment “here and now” - the only one that truly belongs to us!

Always be cheerful
Never be sad.
It will be difficult - brace yourself,
There will be wind - don't bend,
It will hurt - don't cry
Don't hide your eyes in your palm.
If there are thunderstorms, go
If there are tears, wipe them away,
If you're scared, hold on.
Remember, life is life!

At forty it's time to start
Study the globe!
And I wish you
Travel everywhere!
You are a real man
And so the car
Should rush you into the distance,
Left hand drive master!
Look at the white light!
Buy a ticket to Africa
Drink tea in England
And soon to Broadway!

May you succeed in everything
Life is wonderful:
In my personal life - awesome!
Everything is great at work!
In terms of money - everything is okay!
And full of friends!

Eat fruit, drink wine,
Be like the movie monster
Demolish obstacles on the way,
Come to the aid of women.
Be like an influential banker
Hot in bed, like a fakir,
Give smiles and love,
Let the blood play hot!

Audio congratulations

Congratulations! I wish you
Male strength and female attention,
Develop the business to a global scale,
Cold beer in warm company.
Can we talk about female attention again...
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,

Meet less frostbitten people in life,
Cool car and green light,
(For beer, I forgot, more salty),
Our enemies will be soaked in the toilet,
And, accordingly, peace throughout the world!

Let your life not be sad
Cabbage crunches in your wallet
The car key is in your pocket
The TV remote is waiting on the sofa!

Let the wine pour like a powerful avalanche
Let vodka rage in your stomach.
Today you have become a real man -
You were able to drain the liquor pool.
We unanimously congratulate you on the 33rd victory:
Above degree, age and head.
Praise be to the birthday man, the son of the universe!
May the peaceful morning be with you.

So that there is sometimes tension in life,
I want to wish that there were money.
And so that they do not lie, but spin around in business,
And soon they turned into a big capital!

You are not a forester or a builder,
And not a sire,
And so on your birthday
I want to try really hard
Always be a man
And only then - let the tree, and the house,
And there’s a child in it to boot!

May you always have cash
What you spend it on is a personal matter.
Maybe you’ll buy a house, a car, a dacha,
And then you can treat your friends for change!

Today you can get drunk
Have fun with friends.
I give permission for this -
After all, today is your birthday.

What do I wish for you?
Health and happiness to the very edge.
An apartment, a car, a mistress, a dacha.
And a suitcase full of money to boot.

I also want to wish you
So that he always looks like an A+.
So that all your dreams come true,
Let problems be easily resolved.

Be rich like Rockefeller
Be as fast as a cheetah!
Let the propeller of love spin,
Let there be excitement in your work!

Let everything in life be great!
You shovel money.
Don't waste your nerves in vain,
Take care of your health!

You won’t know defeat in anything,
Take any milestone!
Happy Birthday,
We wish you a happy life!

I wish you speed in your work,
In health and vigor.
In the happiness of eternity.
From the sun's warmth,
Good things from people.
Happy Birthday to You!

We wish you to live and not worry.
There is a lot of prosperity, a lot of happiness.
To love, to dream, to be loved,
Let there be no bad weather!
May the changes be good
There is enough time and energy for everything,
And remains unchanged in life
The Law “I Came, I Saw, I Conquered!”

Happy birthday, I congratulate you
I wish you happiness, joy, love.
So that there is no trouble,
So that you can be on first name terms with me.

So that friends don't get drunk -
They fell and immediately got up.
So that luck never
Didn't leave you.

May you always be beautiful.
Never again
Didn't lean on a crutch,
And he remained healthy.

Forty-five is flying towards you,
Cool anniversary!
We want it to be now
Already happy with everything
And rested more
I went fishing!
You've been plowing too much
It was a lot of effort!
Take care of yourself a little
Don't live by work!
Have fun on your anniversary
Forgetting your worries!

What to wish a man on his birthday?
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know genital diseases

To have more love in life,
Preferably several times a day!
So that all women love you
And they warmed the soul and the bed!

The main thing is not to be arrogant,
Stay cheerful and kind.
Personal happiness to you,
Excellent health,
Fun and joy
And optimism until old age!

Happy Birthday
And I wish in life that
All the problems and worries
They were like a microbe!

And more laughter in life,
To be the size of an elephant
There were joys, successes,
And know love to the fullest!

You are very cool! You're doubly cool!
You are the coolest in the world!
Even if you put it up, it’s cool, even if you lay down, it’s cool!
You are cooler than both of them!
So be cool always, everywhere, day, evening and morning!
For this cool we will pour and drink cool too!

I wish you all the very happiest,
The most beautiful: chocolate health,
Grape joy, eternal youth,

Life endless: public and personal,
Strawberry smiles, strawberry joys,
And a glass of Stolichnaya.

Wish:
If it's a joke, then with a joke,
If it's a holiday, then it's a fun one.
If a friend, a faithful friend,
If happiness, then boundless.
If a meeting, then an intimate one,
And the love is so mutual!

Let neither sorrow nor misfortune
They have no power over you,
Let them always walk nearby
Health, vigor, happiness.

Never lose heart
Laugh in the face of misfortune.
Always be cheerful and kind
Rely on youth.

You never know what they say!
After all, to be honest:
Well, what is sixty?
Essentially, it's three times twenty.
And life itself, if you understand
From the point of view of sport it is,
Basically just a relay race
What are you conveying to yourself?
You have completed three stages.
But the judges are in no hurry
Count your result
And they say: run further,
The finish line is still sixty!
Join their opinion
We are ready, believing that
You still have room for improvement:
Plus two for twenty - that's a hundred!

Congratulations, congratulations, we congratulate you!
We want a lot of money, alcoholic drink,
So that beauty fans surround every hour,
So that the boss drank vodka with you for brotherhood now!

So that no fatigue takes you,
Nor old age by deception,
In work - mind, in bed - rage,
We'll drink a glass for you!

Stronger health, a cheerful walk,
Various snacks, port wine and vodka!
With a hangover so that my head does not hurt,
The wife did not scold, but only regretted!

Let the vodka overflow
And the tables are bursting!
Celebrate your birthday
Like the best balls!

Let the girls always come to you
They fly to the light,
We wish you happiness and goodness,
So that I can do everything in the world!

The apt French have these words:
“If youth knew, if old age could.”
But there is a section in the middle of the road,
When strength and experience can go hand in hand.
This happy age combines
Two short words: “more” and “already”.
So living at this time is both easy and pleasant:
Everything is still available to you and everything is already clear.
If life offers you a series of difficult puzzles,
Then solve them boldly - you are already fifty.
If youth calls out, stand in a row with it.
Stand up, don’t be afraid - you’re still fifty!

Man you are magnificent
Ambal, a mountain of heaps of muscles,
Since your birth, man,
Congratulations to you, boy-prince.
I wish you to be healthy
To drink more milk,
I bought three cows rather
And he happily made friends with them.
If it’s not enough, you’ll buy pigs,
And life will be more fun,
And with the animals I wish
To be your friend with all my heart.

We are very pleased to congratulate you!
On this holiday we would like to wish you,
So that the energy of life flows in full swing,
Any work was nothing
Like in a fairy tale, everything I wanted came true
And we would live sweetly and sing merrily!
Let kindness and comfort reign in the house,
And troubles will never enter there!

I wish you red girls,
To drive the blood through your veins,
Various wines, vodkas and sorbets,
What an empty stomach of love!

Let the fun of a fairy tale splash,
And let everyone understand the joke,
I won’t make eyes here,
Good luck in life awaits you!

We wish you to eat on a golden platter,
The security should stand with an axe,
A fashionable tailcoat and a diamond in the buttonhole,
This is how life should be!

Happy Birthday
Dear man!
And now with congratulations
I'll put aside the formalism.
I wish you a lot of money
And the houses are big!
May there always be a road
Wider for you
So that there is happiness in the house,
The joy never ceased
To give you gifts
Life never gets tired!

This holiday will be full
Congratulations, kind words...
Inspire, inspire
May good luck and love.
Let both plans and hopes
Incarnating day after day,
Will inevitably turn around
Only success in everything.
The blessings of life, optimism,
We wish for you,
There are many joyful things in life -
Every day and every hour!

On you, like on a chest of drawers,
The dust has accumulated for centuries.
You've been trampling for a quarter of a century, it seems,
You don't know the earth, you don't know any problems.
On this holiday overnight
May all wishes come true.
I wish you happiness
And love and understanding.
Don't get old, be young
On this glorious birthday.
Don't let hunger torment you,
Hemorrhoids and indigestion!

Tell me, Sasha, it's not for nothing
All the fanfare for you today
Are they trumpeting “for health”?
Fifty dollars is a significant date,
And you got results
For these 50!

You are sweet, good, very friendly!
I want to congratulate you on your birthday!
I adore you, I'm waiting for your calls,
I wish you success and good luck!
Dreams will come true - I wish!
After all, I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart!

Well, happy twenties, brother,
Don't delay your anniversary
These lines are in honor of you!
So rejoice, read.
I wish the hero of the day
Gain a lot of strength
So that in this life for a long time
You traveled with dignity.
So that patience is strong
And love for family blossomed
To remember dad, mom
After all, fate is sometimes evil.
So that my beloved girl
Gave peace to the soul
To have reliable and faithful friends
I always took it with me everywhere.

To slightly spice up the feast -
We want to congratulate you with poems,
Half a century is not that much
For a person, say, Seryoga!

I've already known you for half my life,
And we understand how lucky we are
That we have a smart friend -
Great innovator, inventor.

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Funny birthday greetings to the birthday boy

Let them tell me that I'm banal
Like a two-ruble aspirin.
I want to raise the crystal wine glass,
But drink a decanter in the evening.

I'm not a drunk. I only wish
There is so much to wish for you.
And for everything to come true, I know for sure,
The glass needs to be secured.

So, let's begin. Health, money,
Children, love, more children.
Good luck, courage in your decisions
And many profitable ideas.

Where there are children, there will be happiness.
And three hundred tons of understanding.
Let no one forget you,
Even in a million years.

From verbose wishes,
Sounding this evening,
I hope there will be understanding.
I sleep in salad. My time has come.

Funny birthday greetings for a man

Today you are planning to have fun,
He is celebrating his birthday today.
This holiday is like a performance for him,
And I rush to you with congratulations.

Happy birthday, I congratulate you
We'll walk until midnight today.
May you be lucky on your holiday,
And the wizard will bring you the key to happiness.

Funny birthday greetings in prose

I want to wish you in the next years of your life to know all the subtleties and perversions of sin, but only in your thoughts. But at the same time, I wish that your favorite drink remains kefir in family life.

Happy birthday poem funny

Congratulations! I wish you
Male strength and female attention,
Develop the business to a global scale,
Cold beer in warm company.
Can we talk about female attention again...
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Meet less frostbitten people in life,
Cool car and green light,
(For beer, I forgot, more salty),
Our enemies will be soaked in the toilet,
And, accordingly, peace throughout the world!

A short, funny birthday greeting

May my bright poem
Will become like a furious jerk
And the birthday boy will plunge
Get some alcohol in the fridge!
Let the body not get sick,
The girl will warm you in bed,
The penthouse will be awarded in the Maldives,
Always be so beautiful!

Funny birthday greetings to a friend

What is a birthday?
Cake, candles, congratulations!
The guests are drunk at the end
Everyone with lipstick on their face!

Oh, what a pity, today I
I can't be with you
But I’ll congratulate you via SMS,
Be beautiful and lovely!

Original funny birthday greetings

What to wish for your birthday:
So that the bed doesn't squeak,
So that they bring you breakfast in bed,
May they love you very much and deeply!

Money so that the chickens don’t peck at you,
And everyone around you should help you in everything,
I give you this congratulations,
And I’ll immediately fly out for a meal!

Cheerful Happy Birthday Greetings

How important it is to have time for everything in life:
Plant children and give birth to a house,
And don’t forget to build a tree,
And I would like to have a model wife...

You will have all this, I know for sure,
In a different order, maybe, but that’s not the point.
Happy birthday to you today
And I'll try to stop by this evening!

Happy Birthday greetings in a funny verse

I wish you red girls,
To drive the blood through your veins,
Various wines, vodkas and sorbets,
What an empty stomach of love!

Let the fun of a fairy tale splash,
And let everyone understand the joke,
I won’t make eyes here,
Good luck in life awaits you!

A funny poem for a birthday

I wish you the keys to the car,
So that you never be sad!
And everything a man wants -
There are always beauties with curves,
More cold beer
Salted fish under it,
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing irritated me!

Funny Happy Birthday greetings in verse

I wish you health, success and prosperity!
And let the money stick to your palms and heels!
I wish you good luck and true friends
Great happiness and sunny days!

Funny happy birthday greeting from a friend

What to wish a man on his birthday?
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know sexual diseases...

To have more love in life,
Preferably several times a day!
So that all women love you
And they warmed the soul and the bed!

Funny birthday greetings for a woman

Birthday? Interesting.
We congratulate you!
Where are our treats?
Where's the champagne, friends?

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