Do you love the first month of autumn? Everyone, of course, will answer this question in their own way. For many, this is their favorite month, because it was in September that they were born, which means they celebrate their birthday; others simply do not like autumn, and therefore are indifferent to September. It’s not even worth talking about children and teenagers, because September is the first month of school after a long and unusual holiday. Our new page is perfect for both those who love September and those who can’t stand it. This is where you will find a huge number of funny statuses about the first month of autumn. Send your beloved friend a funny status to cheer her up. All kinds of statuses, different in nature, will definitely not leave you and your friends indifferent.

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September. The bell rang, Baby is heading to first grade. And a tangle of yellow leaves blows across the sky.

Let autumn come, and everyone scolds the cold, I’m in love and it’s spring in my soul

And I don’t care that summer is over! You can be happy at any time of the year!

Crap! Tomorrow is the first of September, line, and as luck would have it, my headphones are broken!

Summer ended quickly... What a pity! The leaves on the maple trees are trembling timidly... But don’t be sad about the summer day: Make an autumn bouquet from the leaves.

September! Well, it's time to learn a little...

September. Tired smile. Gray day and sad morning, tea and chocolate in the evenings, and warm memories for dessert...

Cool statuses about September: Wake me up when September ends...

Scattering gold on the crowns, wine, splashing on the leaves. Autumn is coming, the whole city is enchanted by it in September...

With whom you spend the New Year, you will have children in September.

In the eyes - September, in the head - January, in the heart - March, the soul is warmed by July. So, year after year, we flip through the calendar, welcoming autumn - in anticipation of summer.

Drops fall on the glass, and only one thing happened: at the end of September I see dreams... not about you, not about you.

Masha bought 70 copies of Cosmopolitan for September and poured herself a whole bottle of shampoo.

September means coffee with cinnamon, multi-colored maple leaves, like part of a child’s drawing, warm, delicate buns with vanilla and a subtle smell of smoke...

September is perceived differently at different ages. It’s terrifying at school, but after it, like colorful leaves and feelings of something terribly familiar...

In September, in September there are many leaves on the ground - yellow and red, all so different!

This is what September means: getting together in a cafe with friends and discussing couples and teachers

Yesterday we dreamed of an air conditioner, and today we already want to hug the battery.

Give me your September already, with this summer everything is already clear to me!

Autumn is a continuation of summer! That is, we continue to communicate, rage, joke and rejoice on the Internet, only at double the pace!

Cool statuses about September: Autumn has come - it's getting cold!!!

Autumn has come, there are no more bushes and the butt looks sadly out of the bushes.

Autumn has come - cabbage has grown, sexual feelings have faded until spring...

Summer is over, but no one is stopping you from walking in the fall!

The free summer is over, school time is coming, and to tell the truth, he is beloved and desired, the long-awaited, long-awaited ringing holiday of September!

Summer, for some reason, may come late, but autumn is always so punctual.

If a guy just gives you flowers on the second of September, it means that one of his parents is a teacher!

It’s still warm, but it’s time for school soon, and the old backpack is no longer suitable. The baby has grown stronger and grown over the summer, good September is nearby, somewhere.

A yellow leaf flies like a bird, a fox hurries to class. A new backpack on my back, a backpack with the forest alphabet.

I love you, autumn!!! - And I love you!

Autumn. September. Sad smile. Thoughts. Photos of friends. Vacation photos. Memories of summer. Why did it end so quickly?

On the first of September the children went to school. No one could cut it down.

The sun is hiding, the sky is gloomy. So September is guarding at the gates. The grass has wilted, the bushes are empty. A bird's "goodbye" flies towards us from above.

But there are hopes for a better September.

I don’t understand the schoolchildren, everyone seems to be waiting for September 1st with horror, wishing that it wouldn’t start for a longer time, but in the end everyone goes to celebrate it with joy...

September walked, circled with leaves, an autumn ball for you and me, autumn gave and called, called with itself, called with itself an autumn dream, shrouded in a gentle veil! We were happy then, together with you.

The best statuses about September

Scattering gold on the crowns, wine, splashing on the leaves. Autumn comes, the whole city is enchanted by it in September...

It’s poured into a glass in September in the Indian summer, he drinks with pleasure, rejoicing at the guest - glass after glass, after all, he’ll leave without asking. The air is still saturated with the last warmth - the artist Autumn mixes the magical colors on the natural palette.

So for two weeks, day after day, “Indian Summer” brings happiness, giving everyone love... We and September are in his power...

September, affectionately kissing the autumn bride, said: “I wish you all love and happiness!” and “Indian Summer” gave...

September with a song of love along the yellow carpet of foliage, driven by the autumn wind, circling fine days...

But autumn on the calendar will remind you of this with a crimson leaf. And the warm rain in September is a farewell to the past- Indian summer!

September painted everything around with flowers and smiles. I laid out a carpet of leaves - it had golden highlights.

Today Indian summer is in full swing, and the autumn rains will soon begin to fall. The day of September has become very short; we wish we had time to enjoy the beauty.

Reluctantly parting with summer, we will enter reddish autumn. Throughout September we admire the golden rain easily and carefree.

Autumn has again scattered its watercolors along the paths with leaves. And the bonfires of September burn out with tassels of chilled rowan tears... The soul is again filled with the mournful wind of pipes. The bare palms of the birches are reaching towards the sky, but everyone has their own autumn...

Autumn woman, perfection! Well, it’s not for nothing that they say - Indian summer. Warmed by unearthly beauty, and the rustling of leaves, bliss. Autumn woman in September. These are magical sounds of the wind. And the trees' cold hands, without leaves, tremble so much at dawn.

September was walking, circling leaves, an autumn ball for you and me, autumn gave and called, called with it, called with it an autumn dream, wrapped in a gentle veil! We were happy then, together with you.

The status about September will appeal not only to romantics. And that’s all because at this time great changes often occur.

It's time for the most inexorable beauty

1. It’s sad to look at all this fuss at the end of August: you’ve already grown up and you don’t need to buy office supplies.
2. Admit it, you still want to go to school, no matter how old you are.
3. Do you know why we like September so much? But because it seems that for some reason we will definitely change.
4. Have you noticed that it is in September that there are those two weeks when you still hope that you will study better.
5. You can identify a student on the Internet in September. He will definitely have an avatar where he is in uniform.
6. Don't think that you are the only one who is afraid of the first of September. Most of all, stupid, your mother is afraid of him.

Usually there are so many events happening at this time that we don’t have time to enjoy its delights. Therefore, choose VK statuses about September now!

1. Finished my studies. September 1. I thought I would mark it properly. Yeah, a thermoscom during lunch break.
2. Only people in the know know that September can burn...
3. It's so sad outside in September. It makes me want to break up with someone.
4. Everything has begun. Puddles, umbrellas, runny nose and... you don’t even want to get up in the morning.
5. First of September: or maybe after a couple of days you will find your very first love.
6. And why do we dislike the beginning of autumn so much? By the way, the weather in September is no worse.

This is a sad and solemn time

Funny statuses about September - about school, studying and just life. Share interesting phrases with your friends.

1. What are you saying, September is burning? So let it burn along with the university!
2. September is a time of silence. And it's not about romance. It’s just that drunks will now hang out not on the bench, but at home.
3. Those who complained so much about the heat in the summer should go and walk in the rain in September.
4. The power of teenage relationships is to hold hands not only throughout the spring, but also into the fall.
5. If in the summer we found a reason to drink every day, we will find it in the fall.
6. I need to promise myself that I will start studying. Naturally, I won’t start, but it’s calmer...

Just a little bit, and nature will begin to change beyond recognition. The main thing is to set a beautiful status about September.

1. September is the time to forget old grievances.
2. When autumn comes, find a free evening to just spend time drinking tea. And think about everything.
3. In order to feel calm in September, you need to have a lot of fun in August.
4. Time to take stock and finally identify true friends. September is needed to wake up.
5. In September you need to wake up under a blanket. And not be alone under the blanket.
6. Pre-school time gives adults the opportunity to feel a little younger. After all, in this bustle it’s easy to remember yourself in your school years.

Autumn will teach us to let go of what has already been overcome

Cool statuses about September will help those who need support during this difficult time. Be sure to choose the best option in your opinion and share it with your friends.

1. If you haven't yet found someone to put your hand in your pocket when it's cold, early fall is the time to do it.
2. There comes a time when it is very important not to forget to take an umbrella with you.
3. If you love rain, you are not afraid to be alone a little longer; if you love autumn, you are not afraid to be alone.
4. If you still couldn’t bring yourself to put your winter clothes in the closet, congratulations, you don’t have to anymore.
5. There are much fewer people on the street in September. This means you have a better chance of finding yourself during an evening walk.

There is no need to hide your feelings or soothe sadness. Now is the time for sad statuses about September.

1. If we started to forget about each other in September, then there is no point in being together any longer.
2. Warm days are much more valuable when you feel that winter is coming...
3. September is coming. Well, it's time to replenish your tea collection.
4. Love feels especially sweet in September. And if it is successful, you feel protected.
5. I will come up with the continuation of the summer... in my head.

The symbol of September is the smell of smoke

Statuses about September with meaning - for those who agree that autumn is the most charming time of the year. It gives you the opportunity to feel gentle sadness.

1. It seems like only recently it was June 1st, and already the kids came with flowers under their houses.
2. Now the time has come to study, work, and in general, turn on your head.
3. You don't need many words to describe autumn. Just sad, and very beautiful.
4. September is an opportunity to wake up when it's cloudy outside. This is an opportunity to acutely feel comfort.
5. September brings the realization that light summer fun is destined to stay that way.
6. September is just another month. And your mood depends on yourself.
7. September is exactly the time when you especially want to become the inventor of a time machine.
8. Why should one be surprised if there are people on earth who love September...
9. If summer is over, there is only one way out: enjoy the beginning of autumn.
10. Summer cannot be compared with anything, and September even more so.

Also remember that September is a harbinger of special family comfort. Therefore, it is especially valuable to establish a gentle and calm status.

Great ones about poetry:

Poetry is like painting: some works will captivate you more if you look at them closely, and others if you move further away.

Small cutesy poems irritate the nerves more than the creaking of unoiled wheels.

The most valuable thing in life and in poetry is what has gone wrong.

Marina Tsvetaeva

Of all the arts, poetry is the most susceptible to the temptation to replace its own peculiar beauty with stolen splendors.

Humboldt V.

Poems are successful if they are created with spiritual clarity.

The writing of poetry is closer to worship than is usually believed.

If only you knew from what rubbish poems grow without shame... Like a dandelion on a fence, like burdocks and quinoa.

A. A. Akhmatova

Poetry is not only in verses: it is poured out everywhere, it is all around us. Look at these trees, at this sky - beauty and life emanate from everywhere, and where there is beauty and life, there is poetry.

I. S. Turgenev

For many people, writing poetry is a growing pain of the mind.

G. Lichtenberg

A beautiful verse is like a bow drawn through the sonorous fibers of our being. The poet makes our thoughts sing within us, not our own. By telling us about the woman he loves, he delightfully awakens in our souls our love and our sorrow. He's a magician. By understanding him, we become poets like him.

Where graceful poetry flows, there is no room for vanity.

Murasaki Shikibu

I turn to Russian versification. I think that over time we will turn to blank verse. There are too few rhymes in the Russian language. One calls the other. The flame inevitably drags the stone behind it. It is through feeling that art certainly emerges. Who is not tired of love and blood, difficult and wonderful, faithful and hypocritical, and so on.

Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin

-...Are your poems good, tell me yourself?
- Monstrous! – Ivan suddenly said boldly and frankly.
- Do not write anymore! – the newcomer asked pleadingly.
- I promise and swear! - Ivan said solemnly...

Mikhail Afanasyevich Bulgakov. "Master and Margarita"

We all write poetry; poets differ from others only in that they write in their words.

John Fowles. "The French Lieutenant's Mistress"

Every poem is a veil stretched over the edges of a few words. These words shine like stars, and because of them the poem exists.

Alexander Alexandrovich Blok

Ancient poets, unlike modern ones, rarely wrote more than a dozen poems during their long lives. This is understandable: they were all excellent magicians and did not like to waste themselves on trifles. Therefore, behind every poetic work of those times there is certainly hidden an entire Universe, filled with miracles - often dangerous for those who carelessly awaken the dozing lines.

Max Fry. "Chatty Dead"

I gave one of my clumsy hippopotamuses this heavenly tail:...

Mayakovsky! Your poems do not warm, do not excite, do not infect!
- My poems are not a stove, not a sea, and not a plague!

Vladimir Vladimirovich Mayakovsky

Poems are our inner music, clothed in words, permeated with thin strings of meanings and dreams, and therefore, drive away the critics. They are just pathetic sippers of poetry. What can a critic say about the depths of your soul? Don't let his vulgar groping hands in there. Let poetry seem to him like an absurd moo, a chaotic pile-up of words. For us, this is a song of freedom from a boring mind, a glorious song sounding on the snow-white slopes of our amazing soul.

Boris Krieger. "A Thousand Lives"

Poems are the thrill of the heart, the excitement of the soul and tears. And tears are nothing more than pure poetry that has rejected the word.